Are Chimps smarter than Feminist?

Jane Goodall first observed a chimpanzee, David Greybeard, using a tool in November of 1960. She watched from a distance as David poked pieces of grass into a termite mound and then raised the grass to his mouth. After he left, Goodall approached the mound and repeated the behavior because she was not sure what David was doing. She found that the termites bit onto the grass with their jaws. David had been using the grass as a tool to “fish” for termites!

Soon after Goodall’s initial discovery of tool use, she observed David and other chimpanzees picking up leafy twigs, stripping off the leaves, and using the stems to fish for insects. This change of a leafy twig into a tool was a major discovery. Before this, scientists thought that only humans made and used tools, and that this ability was what separated humans from other animals. This discovery caused famed anthropologist and palaeontologist Dr. Louis Leakey to write this famous line in a telegram to Goodall:
Now we must redefine tool, redefine man or accept chimpanzees as human.

But now fifty years later chimpanzee may once again redefine mankind, it has been observed that chimpanzee when ‘fishing’ for termites can in fact significantly speed up the process and the quantity of termites they catch if they broke open the termite nest, but this technique is unsustainable, would destroy a continual food source and result in a counter attack by the termites.

The chimps have demonstrated an ability to conduct their parasitical relationship with termites in a sustainable manner as to not exhaust the termite nest and thus increase chances of survival, this survival instinct is not present in feminist.
Feminism a social movement for white women believe that men are the perpetual oppressors of women and that violence against women, rape, aggressive behavior,
are all symptoms of masculinity, thus the feminist movement has made it its primary objective to eradicate masculinity. Ironically women in their 30s who are childless, unmarried and on a steady supply of anti-depressants are now

Gail Dines is a widely known anti porn activist

Gail Dines is a widely known anti porn activist

questioning “Did we overdo it”

An alarming amount of men have started to stay single and as a result they work fewer hours because the money they earn does not go towards women, this has also resulted in less tax going to the government and ultimately less money on government subsidies for women. There are even rumours that men are actually asking to split the bill on a date. Sadly women like Clara Strongwoman are finding it hard to find a man to support her “I just want to have kids, I was willing to be a good wife, cook and clean while the man bought home the bacon, but you lousy feminist had to ruin it for all of us with your endless victim-hood, outrageous demands and out of control sense of entitlement. We made it so hard for them, they simply gave up” 

Even traditional women are feeling the heat, with men realising that even if they choose a traditional woman they still get the short end of the straw

Even traditional women are feeling the heat, with men realising that even if they choose a traditional woman they still get the short end of the straw

Researchers say that men may actually be rationally making decisions because they have been exhausted to the point that there is no benefit in them to be the providers of women.

Top feminist from different organisations were secretly recorded by an anonymous user called Agent Orange on a debate with each other if they exhausted their parasitical relationship on men.

Terry O’Neill: We were well aware that men had a breaking point but since the arrival of the internet men have become well aware of the indentured servitude that has kept them under all this time, it is not feminism fault at all, it is the Internets, we need to monitor and censor the internet if we don’t want this country to collapse!

>Gail Dines: We pushed them too far and now there’s no going back, we had men right where we wanted, they worked long hours while we could play hide and seek in our pajamas with the kids, they went to die in wars, while we did easy house chores with our washing machines, dishwashers and vacuum cleaners.

>Gloria Steinem: I agree with Gail we even had chivalry, a fu**ing social etiquette that was heavily enforced which disposed men to heroic actions for the benefit of women, but now chivalry is being associated with beta behaviour.
Of course I agree with everyone in this room that emasculating and degrading men was the right thing to do, but we should have left a little bit of dignity in men so that they were still useful to us

>Bonnie Grabenhoffer: We could try shaming tactics but even the dumbest men still have an adequate survival instinct
We are trying very hard to rebuild society by removing male spaces but now we have things like Men Going Their Own Way and male rights groups popping up

>Gail Dines: Why? We cant even shame men into doing things anymore, they have little masculinity, how can a man even sink lower? I think what we need to also do is destroy the male survival instinct. Then they will start marrying women again.

Gloria Steinem, instigator of second wave feminism

Gloria Steinem, instigator of second wave feminism

>Terry O’Neill: Our only hope is to dupe enough beta males into marrying these women, once they sign the marriage contract they belong to  women. I say we bring in a single man tax?

When news came out of the secret recording of the feminist, Steinem issued this statement without taking any questions.

“This war on women that men are waging by doing nothing has got to stop! Now that they are opting out of marriage and fatherhood there is no one to provide cash to our hard earned entitlements we gained through equality, women are human beings we shouldn’t have to work long hours like men”

Intelligence according to the Oxford dictionary is defined as the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
Feminist did not at any moment in their history demonstrate an ability to apply their knowledge and skills to be aware of their parasitical relationship on men, this would mean that chimpanzees have a superior survival instinct to feminist as chimps are not only aware of their parasitical relationship with termites but realize if they want to survive they have to be sustainable. Thus chimps are smarter than feminist.

9 thoughts on “Are Chimps smarter than Feminist?

  1. Was that Steinem bitch actually stupid enough to say that?! I have always said feminism was a self serving, communist, elitist, hypocritical female supremacist hate movement. It has never had a thing to do with “equality.” Guess I was right.

  2. It’s worth noting that when the bonobos go foraging, the females search as hard as the male, if not harder when they are raising a young.

  3. I like the movie: Taming of a Shrew with Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. This is perfect for women to know the difference between men and women. Viva la difference.

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